Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Compare/Contrast: Violet vs. the Girls

Never once in her life has Violet told me I have a big bottom. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about my girls.

Violet doesn't announce to the entire world my age. One of the problems with homeschooling is your children sometimes actually learn what it is you're attempting to teach. Unfortunately, my girls have learned the concept of age. They are no longer fooled when I tell them I am 24 years old. They like to make sure I remember my real age - sometimes they do it rather loudly.

Violet wants food. My girls want food. What is with all these people wanting to eat all the time?

Violet doesn't use toilet paper. Holy guacamole my girls use lots of toilet paper. Why oh why do they insist on using so much?

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